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Christians Demotivational Poster


CHRISTIANS -


TAGS: christians atheism evolution science
Rating: 3.45/5

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Bartimaeus - October 26, 2009, 11:54 pm
Really though, no one quite understands the big bang. There are still some things science can't answer. Don't get me wrong, I'm not taking one side over the other; just call me when all the results are in lol
Ballababy - October 26, 2009, 9:31 pm
Wow, y'all are ignorant. Okay, first, modern science > the Bible and the Tanahk. This is why we live longer than we did before. Ed-Hyde, um, no, the Bible doesn't match science. Educate yourself first and then read it.
Anonymous2 - July 3, 2009, 1:30 pm
Modern Science, just getting around to what Judaism and Christianity have been saying for a really long time.
Ed-Hyde - July 1, 2009, 12:35 pm
Big Bang: "Let there be light","Separated Heavens and Earth", Evolution/Selection: Water from land, fish, animals, birds and THEN Man. Frankly, not too shabby for 4000 years ago.


SILLY CHRISTIANS - What will they think of next to make them selves look like hypocrites


TAGS: christians christianity hypocrites hypocritical humor
Rating: 3.75/5

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Sean - June 28, 2011, 7:03 pm
You don't go to hell for merely kissing a girl. You actually have to marry her. Ooooh, did that sound bitter?
yesman - June 27, 2011, 8:18 pm
erm, it was meant to be a stab at religion. Just forget about it..
chase3597 - June 27, 2011, 7:51 pm
then don't ask if you need to explain it
yesman - June 27, 2011, 11:42 am
I'd rather people understand on their own :|
chase3597 - June 27, 2011, 3:26 am
only if you want to
yesman - June 25, 2011, 1:34 am
finding and feeding his sheep...his sheep...do I really need to explain this?


RESISTANCE IS FUTILE - We are Christians. Resistance is futile. You will be assimilated... Or burned.




CHRISTIANS - Not what Jesus wanted


TAGS: jesus christians religion
Rating: 2.56/5

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Christopher - May 24, 2009, 8:02 am
You've hit the nail on the head. 5 lions for life's irony.


THE KORAN - Because the Bible is only one ply!


TAGS: bible koran quran religion christianity christians islam
Rating: 2.79/5

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happyfart - June 14, 2010, 5:23 pm
epic win


CHRISTIANS - Reality Fail




CHRISTIANS - Retarded enough to forget they're just as bad.


TAGS: christians islam
Rating: 2.03/5

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happyfart - June 14, 2010, 8:18 pm
haha awesome
MO - February 24, 2010, 11:22 pm
Same for you Matt28. Chill out and look at the dates the posters were made. Most likely your cussing someone who isn't even here anymore.
matt28 - February 24, 2010, 11:17 pm
P.S. I'm not Christian (or religious, period) but those who think the abuses of Christianity and those of Islam are on level ground are f***ing imbeciles.
matt28 - February 24, 2010, 11:16 pm
Did I miss something? When was the last time a Christian blew themself up of flew a plane of civilians into a building? The worst Christians today do is condem you to hell on the 700 Club.
Haarakkon - August 8, 2009, 10:25 pm
You guys kill me. Moticus. That's what jmac's poster ought to be.
MO - August 8, 2009, 10:20 pm
It's from MOticus. Verse 53a subchapter O (page 9)
Haarakkon - August 8, 2009, 10:18 pm
I can't find a reference to that.
MO - August 8, 2009, 10:02 pm
for him to play with....
MO - August 8, 2009, 10:01 pm
And I'm sure you have a not so comfy seat on one of your viking ships and a nice looooong oar to play with?
Haarakkon - August 8, 2009, 9:58 pm
We could sell him into slavery. Gotta go to Canada, though (neighboring nation). Leviticus 25:44.
MO - August 8, 2009, 9:51 pm
We gotta kill bone? He was only gone for 3 days....
Haarakkon - August 8, 2009, 9:48 pm
Mo, FTW. I was wondering where in the Koran it says Kill thy Neighbor. As opposed to, say, Exodus 35:2. Which states explicitly that you shall kill your neighbor for not observing the Sabbath.
MO - August 8, 2009, 8:06 pm
I'd like to take back my last sentence...didn't sound right. Don't take this as me being a supporter of anything islamic...just get your ducks in a row before you start quacking!!
MO - August 8, 2009, 8:03 pm
take bitter and undereducated youths and twist the message into one of hate....so for your first comment on the site....try harder next time not to emulate the group that you are slandering. And Don't take this to mean that I support islam....
MO - August 8, 2009, 8:00 pm
Since the word of the day is toolbox....i'd like to present......idiots for the monkey wrench of the year award. As much as I like where you were going with the whole comment...the Koran is actually a peaceful book. It's the fundamentalist extremist who
Idiots - August 8, 2009, 7:06 pm
Folks, you're missing a key point here. Christians are not as bad. Those who claim to be so yet DONT FOLLOW CHRIST OR THE BIBLE do these things. This is unlike Islam which TEACHES IN THE KORAN TO KILL. Please don't continue to be ignorant.
Hector - April 21, 2009, 1:08 pm
Dude - Gott Mit Uns on the belt buckles. Hitler was a Catholic.
Me - March 23, 2009, 5:21 pm
Religion, bringing idiots from all over the world together to argue about who's made up story is more correct.
JGoldenberg - September 15, 2008, 5:05 pm
Cut me off, anyways on the subject of Jerusalem, bomb it to dust to stop the wars.
JGoldenberg - September 15, 2008, 5:04 pm
Actually The Muslims in The Time of The Crusades were defending a city their ancestors had taken 5 centuries before, Christian Europe was the Aggressor in this case Spencer. Learn History. That's not to say that this whole Jerusalem crap is retarded, ev
Spencer - August 29, 2008, 6:29 pm
Ronald rrgan your a retard. yes christians did bad things in the crusades. But muslims are just as responsible. Besides this this person who posted this could very well not be a christian just another intolerant jerk-off out there.
InkFox - August 25, 2008, 3:51 pm
What about the fanatics how bombed and burned theaters showing "The Davinci Code". there's about a thousand dead there.
Tyr - August 21, 2008, 3:13 am
Eastern Europe is just good ol' genocide, nothing about Jesus or God. Africa, where its happening is all Muslim dominant, same with Indonesia.
RII - July 30, 2008, 10:10 am
Pfft, go and look up Eastern Europe, Africa, or Indonesia. It's happening right now, and it's more than three thousand a year.
Ronald Reagan's Corpse - July 30, 2008, 12:44 am
Go to Wikipedia ( or any encyclopedia ) and look up 'Crusades'.
Dude - July 29, 2008, 10:34 pm
When was the last time someone killed three thousand people in the name of Jesus? You're an idiot.


SEAN’S T-SHIRTS -


TAGS: sean t shirts christians
Rating: 3.52/5

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Sean - June 25, 2009, 4:32 pm
Love it RON. And the dude was probably ratted out by an agnostic!
Haarakkon - June 21, 2009, 11:37 pm
Very nice. The militant wing of the SA strikes yet again.
RON - June 21, 2009, 11:19 pm
ATHEISM...You,re not a true atheist unless you have a recurring dream in which you are about to be kicked to death by Christians.


WHAAAAT! - Christians have there own /b/ now!


TAGS: christians
Rating: 2.29/5

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agdaniele - June 6, 2009, 5:39 pm
This one isn't witty, but you get my point.
agdaniele - June 6, 2009, 5:32 pm
Not getting the reference doesn't make it an inside joke. It makes it a witty one.
WTF??? - June 6, 2009, 5:30 pm
Inside jokes on a motifake = FAIL!
Moar - March 26, 2009, 2:19 pm
Ignorance. It's when people think 4****.org is comprised entirely of /b/
bhaalgorn - December 3, 2008, 11:33 am
holy crap he wasn't kidding! although it does look as thought they were raided by 4**** a little while ago... god help them...oh, lmao!


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